So far in the last month or so, I have broken/destroyed/lost

1. The chaplaincy table
2. The Kitchen tap
3. 1 Raspberrypi
4. 1 Router
5. 1 Usb to Sata cable
6. 1 Ipod classic headphone jack
7. 1 set of headphones
8. Home Internet
9. The light switch on my indestructable phone
10. Several lightbulbs in the hatchery
11. Shoes and shoelaces
12. My right calf muscle and left heel
13. Glasses
14. The petrol cap to the new lawnMower(Lost then found)
15. Car bumper via lada door

I reserve the right to update this list :)